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You had me up until no. 6 LOL. You forgot Torture Device. A freezing cold baby wipe applied to the vulnerables... is NOT NICE! Baby Wipes = Baby Wipe Warmer!

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Hey, I can think of hundreds of things that make worse food than baby wipes. It's not THAT crazy. (Okay, maybe a little.)

And torture device? Brilliant. Now I must write a sequel!

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Jokes on you. I have two little girls so I already knew all these cheap tricks. I have one more for you ... Blood stains. For when, ehem, your ... dog ... Yes, your dog is hurt or something, I don't know. Why would you have blood stains on your kitchen floor!?

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Why would I have blood stains on my kitchen floor?

Why're you asking?

What do you know?

Did you talk to the cops?

You better not have snitched or I swear I'll...

Oh...you meant "you" as in....

Welp, this is awkward now.

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I understand Mr Wick. Have a good night.

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Other alternative uses: sweet throwing knives, ninja stars, police barricades, and sun umbrellas for the beach. You don't know where I could get some of these, do you?

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I might know a guy who knows a guy. I'll reach out to his assistant's secretary and see if I can set up a meeting. No promises though.

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Another use case: if you run out of plastic wrap for food.

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I think I'll just keep using them to cleanse my derriere

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As long as you buy a few containers from…uh…a friend of mine, you're welcome to use them for whatever purpose you like!

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