You had me up until no. 6 LOL. You forgot Torture Device. A freezing cold baby wipe applied to the vulnerables... is NOT NICE! Baby Wipes = Baby Wipe Warmer!
Jokes on you. I have two little girls so I already knew all these cheap tricks. I have one more for you ... Blood stains. For when, ehem, your ... dog ... Yes, your dog is hurt or something, I don't know. Why would you have blood stains on your kitchen floor!?
Other alternative uses: sweet throwing knives, ninja stars, police barricades, and sun umbrellas for the beach. You don't know where I could get some of these, do you?
You had me up until no. 6 LOL. You forgot Torture Device. A freezing cold baby wipe applied to the vulnerables... is NOT NICE! Baby Wipes = Baby Wipe Warmer!
Hey, I can think of hundreds of things that make worse food than baby wipes. It's not THAT crazy. (Okay, maybe a little.)
And torture device? Brilliant. Now I must write a sequel!
Jokes on you. I have two little girls so I already knew all these cheap tricks. I have one more for you ... Blood stains. For when, ehem, your ... dog ... Yes, your dog is hurt or something, I don't know. Why would you have blood stains on your kitchen floor!?
Why would I have blood stains on my kitchen floor?
Why're you asking?
What do you know?
Did you talk to the cops?
You better not have snitched or I swear I'll...
Oh...you meant "you" as in....
Welp, this is awkward now.
I understand Mr Wick. Have a good night.
Other alternative uses: sweet throwing knives, ninja stars, police barricades, and sun umbrellas for the beach. You don't know where I could get some of these, do you?
I might know a guy who knows a guy. I'll reach out to his assistant's secretary and see if I can set up a meeting. No promises though.
Another use case: if you run out of plastic wrap for food.
I think I'll just keep using them to cleanse my derriere
As long as you buy a few containers from…uh…a friend of mine, you're welcome to use them for whatever purpose you like!